Apr 19, 2014
mannybarbosa:

never forget

mannybarbosa:

never forget

Apr 19, 2014

internetexplorers:

unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal

image

(via officialfrenchtoast)

Apr 19, 2014

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy, via orgasm)

Apr 19, 2014

(Source: trill-ions, via mannybarbosa)

Apr 19, 2014

(Source: nomercyshown, via buttfocused)

Apr 19, 2014

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(via buttfocused)

Apr 19, 2014
awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

(via orgasm)

Apr 19, 2014

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via buttfocused)

Apr 19, 2014
every-bodytrybreathing:

trenchcoatlove:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED


I am amazed

every-bodytrybreathing:

trenchcoatlove:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

I am amazed

(via quasiquan)

Apr 19, 2014

(Source: babefield, via orgasm)

Apr 19, 2014

Apr 19, 2014

mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

(via kianadiaries)

Apr 19, 2014
guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

(via kianadiaries)

Apr 19, 2014

(Source: northgang, via kianadiaries)

Apr 19, 2014

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via orgasm)

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